YOUR AGE BY
CHOCOLATE MATH
Don't
tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the
Chocolate Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE
MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING
DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a
minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom
until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things,
it's fun.
1. First of
all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by
2 (just to be bold)
3. Add
5
4. Multiply it
by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. Add the
current year (i.e. 2010)
Subtract 250 if you have had a birthday this year,
if you haven't had one yet this year, subtract 251
6. Now
subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should
have a three digit number
(four if you were a pig and chose 10)
The first
digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate
each week).
The next
two numbers are
YOUR AGE!
(Oh YES, it is !!!!!)